Squink Butt, Fuss Nugget, whatever the name, shes a blur of motion Grace personified as she leaps and causes a commotion Touch her tail n shell shred yer hand Scratch her back and she gets elevator butt as she stands Shes a mighty hunter in the field As she stalks those deer thinkin shes lookin fer a meal Of course, she thinks she never gets fed Shell show you, perhaps shell sleep on yer face or yer head Humans are so strange she thinks They lie so still in bed then scream and shriek My claws arent really THAT sharp.............???????? Feet splayed, hair puffed as she flies through the air with a start Oh no! The Big One has been trapped by the newspaper!! Super Kitty to the rescue, shredded that thing to bits, then wondering why he spanked her? AAAH! she sighs so bored, hes always writing or typing Well, try to ignore me batting your pen or sitting on your hands, just my way of griping She lays in the washer or in the sink as you do your chores Wanting to be near you even when you snore Oh, anything just to be close to you, thats it As she thinks....................mmmmmm? Can I just fit my head inside his armpit? She thinks THUMBS!! If only I had thumbs, I could break so much She roams the house so dark and cold, so much to do at night and such Must be time for the world championships of cup hockey Across the kitchen floor she bangs and slides as you lie in bed and think Goddamn! Oh horse hockey! But at the end of the day she cuddles and purrs to show you how much she loves you She meows as she talks about her day so filled with danger and kitty pooh At that moment she assures you of being equal and of course shes not yet a slut She then yawns and takes her leave as she politely lifts her tail saying ya wanna smell my butt? Miss Squinky Butt, local motion kitty MDN , March 20, 1999